Hmm...the time's finally here to be back to college. Won't say I'm too happy, but neither am I too sad. Anyways, just before I left, I thought why not list out a few things about me, just a way of introspection. Do lemme know what you think about these.
10 things I intend to do:
10 things I intend to do:
- Attend classes a li'l more regularly.
- Be a li'l more diligent in keeping this beloved page of mine updated!
- Give Dr.Saxena (my ex-HOD) a whack on his back before I get to leave this college.
- Get a job, so that at least I don't need to ask Dad for money to call up my gf.
- Create a library of my all time fav English, Hindi n Bong movies.
- Vanish my ugly double chin.
- Coax Dad to buy me a comp before next semester.
- Get my gf a nice li'l present on our 2nd year anniversary. (I couldn't gv her anything on the 1st year & it ached my heart so very much. And all this just 'coz of shortage of funds, Yuck!!)
- Be good to my parents and give them at least one chance in their lifetime to be very proud of me.
- Last but never the least, I wanna adhere to each of the above 9 points, as strictly as I can manage!!
10 things I suppose I can do :
- Hog, hog & hog. You wanna order all the eye candy you can get while I'm accompanying you to any restaurant. Trust me, I won't let your money go waste ;-)
- Rake up at least 8 CGPA in my next sem.
- Keep typing hundreds of lines of scary looking code, day & night, provided I get paid good.
- Play WarCraft & Condition Zero day in & day out, without any need for sleep or rest.
- Sleep for hours at end. Seriously, if I ever get into the mood of sleeping, I hope u can afford a big enuff band baaja to make me wake up n do some productive work.
- Write an Autobiography that can rake in quite some money. Seriously, so much has happened in my 20 years of life, I can easily create a minimum of 500 pages of book, with not a single page being drag.
- Behave in such a way that'll compel almost everybody around me curse in every language you might be able to come across, in this subcontinent.
- Pass really saucy comments at the gals in my college ;-)
- Be the most diplomatic guy you've ever met in your life.
- Love my comp more than I love myself.
10 things I think I can't do :
- Stay off the internet.
- Quit smoking.
- Eat Neem leaves (despite Ma harrowing me on it's huge benefits).
- Be as romantic as my gal would love me to be.
- Change the Indian Education System. Despite me being an ardent lover of my country, I hate the system.
- Be a politician.
- Spend a day without Heavy Metal.
- Sing.
- Stop flirting.
- Understand the psychology of Women.
10 words I use most :
- Well...
- Hmmm...
- Whatever.
- What the fuck?
- May the Devil forbid.
- I guess.
- HeHe
- Wassup?
- Sweetheart
- Bloody Bastard
Well, that is it for now, I guess. It was much tougher than I'd expected. Had to think up so bloody much. My grey cells are too tired. I think I'll stop now. Do wish me Bon Voyage..!!
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